Tuesday, February 1, 2022

Black History Month 2022 in Florida

 

Now that Black History Month is here, we finally have access to the Florida Government-approved history curriculum for Florida students to ensure no ‘divisive issues’ are present that might upset the little darlin’s:

1. It is unclear when black folks arrived in the U.S., except that it was definitely after White folks, who were totally here first, before anyone. No one knows exactly why black people came here, but many scholars believe they were tourists who got lost and decided to stay when they realized how much Freedom™ could be mined here.

2. Black people have made many contributions to American life in the following areas: Sports.

3. There are many famous black people who have lived in the U.S. such as:

a. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr, who was a Christian and talked about God and was revered by many people, gave a speech about how no one should get ‘special treatment,’ was never given any trouble by anyone, and died peacefully in his sleep.

b. Rosa Parks, who led the reform of the Montgomery, AL mass transit system when she realized the unfairness of freeloading poor people getting to ride busses with gas paid for by the city, while other folks who owned cars had to pay for gas out of their own damn pockets like chumps.  

c. Jackie Robinson, who played in Major League Baseball for his entire career, was beloved and received standing ovations every game from White folks, used to have dinner with all the owners of the teams in their private boxes and often picked up the tab, because the owners were poor from paying him so much to play. Still, not as good as Babe Ruth. 

d. and others, who we totally know about, but don’t have enough time to cover in a month, which is all the time that we are allowed to spend talking about black people because of Democrat federal government regulations.  

* It is important to remind students that all of the above people had dinner at Mar A Lago with another famous black person, Fredrick Douglas, who was pals with REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT ‘honest’ Abe Lincoln (sometimes known as ‘the Donald Trump of the 19th Century’). They all signed notarized statements that they support the REPUBLICAN party platform.

 

** If time permits, you may mention that millions of White people died at some point for the benefit of black folks, because their States’ Rights were being threatened (probably by Democrats pretending to be REPUBLICANS).

 

ALERT---- Any deviation from this curriculum will result in termination, investigation and a visit from Warlord Aidid DeSantis’ private Army.