Now that Black History Month is here, we finally have access
to the Florida Government-approved history curriculum for Florida students to
ensure no ‘divisive issues’ are present that might upset the little darlin’s:
1. It is unclear when black folks arrived in the U.S., except that it was
definitely after White folks, who were totally here first, before anyone. No
one knows exactly why black people came here, but many scholars believe they were
tourists who got lost and decided to stay when they realized how much Freedom™ could be
mined here.
2. Black people have made many contributions to American life in
the following areas: Sports.
3. There are many famous black people who have lived in the U.S. such as:
a. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr, who was a Christian and talked about God and was
revered by many people, gave a speech about how no one should get ‘special
treatment,’ was never given any trouble by anyone, and died peacefully in his
sleep.
b. Rosa Parks, who led the reform of the Montgomery, AL mass transit system
when she realized the unfairness of freeloading poor people getting to ride
busses with gas paid for by the city, while other folks who owned cars had to
pay for gas out of their own damn pockets like chumps.
c. Jackie Robinson, who played in Major League Baseball for his
entire career, was beloved and received standing ovations every game from White
folks, used to have dinner with all the owners of the teams in their private boxes
and often picked up the tab, because the owners were poor from paying him so
much to play. Still, not as good as Babe Ruth.
d. and others, who we totally know about, but don’t have enough time to cover
in a month, which is all the time that we are allowed to spend talking about black
people because of Democrat federal government regulations.
* It is important to remind students that all of the above people had dinner at
Mar A Lago with another famous black person, Fredrick Douglas, who was pals
with REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT ‘honest’ Abe Lincoln (sometimes known as ‘the Donald
Trump of the 19th Century’). They all signed notarized statements that
they support the REPUBLICAN party platform.
** If time permits, you may mention that millions of White people
died at some point for the benefit of black folks, because their States’ Rights
were being threatened (probably by Democrats pretending to be REPUBLICANS).
ALERT---- Any deviation from this curriculum will result in
termination, investigation and a visit from Warlord Aidid DeSantis’ private Army.
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