Thursday, February 14, 2013
Progress and the State of Eternal War
Friday, April 29, 2011
A Modest Proposal for The Donald
It has come to my attention that many Americans are unaware of the huge threats facing our country today. What with the gay agenda, run-away government spending on useless programs like headstart, medicare, and social security, and the fascist attempt to turn us all into socialists by giving people access to healthcare, coupled with the constant threat of Middle-Eastern terrorism in our own country which has only been staved off by sending our people to be killed in other countries, the American way of life is in more danger now than in any time in our great nation’s history.
This why it is more important than ever that we thoroughly vet those who might possibly try to attempt to lead us. I understand that Donald Trump is exploring the possibility of running for the Republican nomination for President of the United States. I applaud Mr. Trump for his past contributions to the economy and culture of our country, and for his desire to enter the public service. I do have one concern however.
You see, I read on the internet that Mr. Trump’s grandparents emigrated from Germany. I also heard, somewhere, that our country was at war not once, but twice, with that country as recently as last century. Therefore, I have to wonder about Mr. Trump’s eligibility for the presidency. Please understand that I’m not saying he’s a German enemy combatant; I’m simply asking the question.
So I am proposing that Mr. Trump release a copy of his long form birth certificate to the citizens of the United States. Now, an on-line posting is fine and good for some things, but, let’s face it, sometimes people lie on the internet. That is why I propose that Mr. Trump send a certified hard copy of his birth certificate to every registered voter in the U.S. Now, this should be easy, as registered voter lists are public record, and I’m sure Mr. Trump has a certified long-form birth certificate handy at all times, like all good Americans. But, to be generous, I’ll give him a month to complete the mailings. After all, we Americans are entitled to know the truth.
In fact, since the popular current thought is that government should be run like a business, I think, that as Mr. Trump’s prospective employers, the American people need a completed W-4 and I-9 from him, along with the 2 types of acceptable identification as indicated on those forms. After all, if we are going to hire him to run the country, we have to make sure he’s not part of the illegal immigrant menace that threatens to destroy life as we know it.
So, Mr. Trump, I know that after thinking about it, you will agree that this is best for the country. I await your correspondence with confidence. After all, it’s the least you can do if you want to hear those magical words: “You’re Hired.”
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Johnny Dangerously and The American Right.
First off, lets identify those making these kinds of comments. One gentleman, shaking with rage, implored McCain to attack Obama strongly in the next debate because the "Socialists are taking over our country." This person obviously didn't know that the very man he was talking to had "suspended his campaign" to try to push through the biggest government buyout of the private sector since the 1930s. It doesn't get much more socialist than that. This may have been an appropriate sentiment at a Ron Paul rally. But the Republican party is no protector of free markets unless it suits them financially.
In another episode, a lady said "I don't trust Obama, I have read about him. He's an Arab." (I didn't hear the audio of the incident, but one can just imagine that it was pronounced ai-rab.) This woman apparently knows nothing about either physical or ethnic geography, not to mention nationality standards. In case she happens to read this, I'll explain:
Barak Obama's father was from Kenya. Kenya is a country in sub-Saharan East Africa. Obama's father (whom he was named after) was raised a muslim, but it is unclear if he remained active in that faith when he went to college in the U.S. The elder Obama was what is sometimes (and overly simply) termed, a "Black African." The Arabs, a long time ago, enlaved many Black Africans, just as the Europeans did. That is why many black Africans are Muslims today, just as many of African descent in the U.S. are christian. The Arabs and the Black Africans historically do not get along. You may have heard of a place called Darfur, where Arabs have been killing and raping Black Africans for a number of years, mostly because they can. Obama's mother was of European descent. Therefore, even if it was in any way meaningful, you are incorrect in your assertion that Obama is an Arab.
Sorry about the digression, but as you can see, we are not dealing with the sharpest bulbs on the porch here. Senator McCain and his campaign bear some responsibility for these kinds of sentiments. You run campaign commercials to convince people of your position. If your position, at least in your advertisements, is that someone is "dangerous" or a "liar," you are estopped, I think, from claiming to be surprised that some people believe it. It is possible that Senator McCain did not understand the visceral anger and hatred that these sentiments would elicit in people. But, if he was paying attention, he should have.
And now we come to the real culprits in this situation: the religious and reactionary right. I'm speaking of people like James Dobson and Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell and Billy Graham, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, and Bill O'Reilly. These individuals, and the organizations that support and give air to their views have constantly poisoned the public discourse with hateful and spite-filled rhetoric, not to mention half-truths and outright lies. They have told Americans time and again that their very "way of life*" is being threatened. They have warned that the fall of American Society, nay, Western Civilization itself, is imminent, that the "end is near**" and that it is all because of the liberals, and progressives, and homosexuals, and socialists, and their bosom buddies, the "activist judges***." So what is a partially-educated, red-blooded American who believes in god, mom, Chevrolet (or Ford), and apple pie to do?
Well, when a respected Senator, a war-hero, approves a message calling his opponent in the election "dangerous," our above hypothetical citizen takes him at his word. After all, it's just what all those "smart" people on the radio, TV, and the "intertubes" have been saying. If this Obama guy is the leader of all those things that are going to end with the destruction of everything these people hold dear, why wouldn't they be angry, and scared, and ready to do anything to stop him? It is the conservative movement, including behind-the-scenes movers like Dick Cheney and Karl Rove, that have set the stage for this kind of behavior. When you play on the basest emotions of people, on their fear, their uncertainty, their biological predisposition to dislike that which they don't understand or is not like them, then that is what you get. The basest reaction.
Let me be clear. I am not calling for a move to silence any of the above individuals, or anyone like them. The greatest right the U.S. Constitution grants us is to say stupid, mean-spirited, even ridiculous, things. But, we, as a society, as a public, should hold them accountable for the atmosphere they create. Call them names, laugh at their silliness, pity how small their thought. But always point out that it is they that are dangerous. If American society is going to fall, it is the conservative movement that will be the death of it. Because it is the conservative movement that doesn't understand what is good and right about America. That tolerance is not a political catch-word used when you find something distasteful but don't want to alienate. That you can disagree with someone's ideas, but not be physically threatened by them. That diversity, not homogeneity, is, and has been, the strength of America for over two-hundred years. That there is no "traditional family," only people trying to live as families, which is what has always been the case. That America is not, nor has it ever been a "christian nation," just a secular republic, founded on the ideals of the Enlightenment, that allowed christianity to attain the influence it now has. And that the American people will not always follow those base instincts of fear and hatred.
Perhaps John McCain has come to understand the danger of his rhetoric. I hope so. Because as the original Johnny Dangerously said: "I never should have picked a name like that. A name like that you gotta live up to."
Too true.
Legend:
* "Way of life" means a mythical nirvana where every set of two attractive (white) heterosexual parents raised two children, who grew up to be a doctor and a lawyer and took care of their parents in their golden years.
**The end is near" must be interpreted in light of the bible, in which near can mean any time between Jesus' death and whenever god gets around to it.
***an "activist judge" is defined as any judge who won't change the ideas found in the Constitution to agree with those set out by a tribe of bronze age nomad goat herders.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
GOP and McCain: Panderers or Hypocrites? The Answer May Surprise You (But Probably Won't)
Ms. Palin (she probably hates being called Ms.) is anti-choice, even in cases of incest and rape. She is however, "proud" of her pregnant, unmarried 17-year-old daughter's "decision." We observers can only assume Sarah means her daughter's decision to engage in teenage, pre-marital sex that results in pregnancy, as it is clear bringing the baby to term is not a choice. Further, Ms. Palin is shocked, shocked I say, that the media has covered anything about her daughter's situation. It is "a matter that should be left to the family."
Take your time and re-read that last paragraph, I'll wait. Yes, you got it. In the governor's eyes, the government is entitled to deny the right to choose abortion under any circumstances to everyone, but is indignant that anyone might meddle in the affairs of her family. Kids, can you say cognitive dissonance? It is exactly this kind of compartmentalisation of thought that is encouraged by Christianity in particular and religion in general. But that is a different rant.
Speaking of religion, Hockey-Mom-in-Chief Palin believes that the war in Iraq is, to paraphrase the Blues Brothers, "a mission from God." Apparently, God's plan was to have the United States be the cause of over 1 million deaths, including both Americans and Iraqis, not to mention untold legions of the physically and mentally maimed, for the purpose of the aggrandizement of the Bush Administration's world view. (Of course, anyone who's read the Bible wouldn't be surprised; this kind of thing is God's M.O., after all.) Sarah, you really need to watch all this "maverick" thought, it might get you into trouble.
Well at least she stands up to Washington and those petty bureaucrats that want to hand out free money to the states. Except when she proposed, in 2008, that her state's senator request $197 million in federal "earmarks," more, per capita, than any other state. But it's probably because Alaska is needy, what with all the avalanches and polar bear attacks, right? Well, it seems Alaska took in $10 billion in revenue, twice what it did last year, and swelled the coffers enough that Palin got the legislature to approve a $1200 payment to every Alaskan. This is in addition to the customary payment of $2000 given to every Alaskan annually out of the oil-wealth savings account, known as the Permanent Fund. Apparently Iraq isn't the only place with an oil-based surplus. The Permanent Fund now contains $35 billion, thanks in part to oil tax hikes that Palin signed into law last year.
Now, you may ask: "Hasn't Palin accused Obama of wanting to raise taxes in every speech she has made?" Of course not silly, she only said it in one speech, it's just that she gives the same one every time. Besides, who cares as long as she has all that foreign policy experience by living in the state closest to Russia.
I could go on for ages about our soon-to-be vice-MILF, but let's turn to the rest of the party, shall we? If you doubt that the McCain camp is pandering to the right wing of the party in its selection, consider this: Palin is being endorsed, enthusiastically, by the likes of James Dobson and Focus on the Family. Mr. Dobson declared earlier this year, on the Dennis Prager Show, that he "can not and will not vote for Senator John McCain." Focus on the Family has been taking women to task for years for "abandoning" the family unit and going to work. Yet here we have a mother with five children, one of whom has special needs (not to mention the 17 year-old who's getting ready to have one), and Focus on the Family is endorsing her to work in the second-highest office in the land. The word here kids is "hypocrite." But again, what can we expect from an organization that is "bible-based," considering the bible itself is a seething mass of contradiction.
Monday, November 12, 2007
Expectations of Privacy
At an October intelligence conference in Texas, Mr. Kerr said he finds it "odd" that people are concerned about government eavesdropping when they are willing to allow "a green-card holder at [an Internet service provider] who may or may not have been an illegal entrant" to handle their data. He also pointed out that millions of people participate in social networking sites such as Myspace and Facebook, and allow information about themselves to be published in those fora.
Leaving aside the irrelevant misdirection regarding immigration status contained in the above quote, it is obvious that Mr. Kerr is in need of some quick lessons in the difference between choosing to release information, and having all one's conversations copied into a central database. Further, he may want to brush up on the difference between private entities and the government.
What Mr. Kerr may have forgotten in the course of his civil service, is that the government wields enormous power over the lives of its citizens, a power even the largest and most well-organized corporations could only dream of having (yet). This particular government, furthermore, has shown it has no qualms at all about utilizing that power against anyone it deems a threat, regardless of Constitutional limits or international law. There is also, again, the issue of choice. In case Kerr is unfamiliar with the process, he should know that neither Myspace, nor Facebook, or any other social networking site requires anyone to publish their information. A choice to do so should not, in any way, lead us to the conclusion that that person, let alone all of society, has completely given up his privacy rights.
What I find odd is that Mr. Kerr seems unaware of these distinctions. The mere fact that a member of the government, a deputy director of intelligence no less, can make such statements with a straight face shows how far we have allowed this administration to go in shaping public discourse and obfuscating the most basic issues of civil liberty. Congress must not cave in to these types of tactics and grant further power to a government that is, and has been for some time, beyond the pale of basic decency in its dealings with those that disagree with it, both abroad and here at home.
The American people would do well to remember the quote usually attributed to Benjamin Franklin: "Those who would give up a little liberty for a little security will lose both and deserve neither."
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Why We Fight
While Hunter used these terms in very specific ways, "Culture War" has taken on a broader meaning, and has been used by Patrick Buchanan and Charlton Heston in speeches meant to rally people to their particular causes. The idea now seems to encompass the entire struggle between "Conservatism" and "Liberalism" (as modernly defined,) for the very "soul of America."
More particularly, it is the struggle between those that believe a certain set of specific moral and ethical codes, derived from the somewhat vague "Judeo-Christian" tradition should be paramount in all decisions informing government and society, and those that believe society is better served by keeping religious beliefs in the private realm and holding fast to the Enlightenment ideals which were the basis of much of the founding of the United States over 230 years ago.
The last paragraph likely indicates to the reader where I personally stand on the issue, and I will be up front about the fact that I belong to the latter camp.
As examples of what prompted me to begin this blog, I give you the following selections from some groups which threaten the ideas and values which have made the U.S. stand apart for two centuries:
"The Family Research Council (FRC) champions marriage and family as the
foundation of civilization, the seedbed of virtue, and the wellspring of
society. FRC shapes public debate and formulates public policy that values human
life and upholds the institutions of marriage and the family. Believing that God
is the author of life, liberty, and the family, FRC promotes the Judeo-Christian
worldview as the basis for a just, free, and stable society. "
These folks want to make sure that your family "institution" is agreeable to their particular religious view.
"The American Family Association represents and stands for traditional
family values, focusing primarily on the influence of television and other media
– including pornography – on our society. AFA believes that the
entertainment industry, through its various products, has played a major role in
the decline of those values on which our country was founded and which keep a
society and its families strong and healthy. For example, over the last 25 years
we have seen the entertainment industry "normalize" and glorify premarital sex.
During that time we have suffered a dramatic increase in teen pregnancies,
sexually transmitted diseases such as AIDS and abortion as a means of birth
control. We believe in holding accountable the companies which sponsor programs attacking traditional family values. We also believe in commending those
companies which act responsibly regarding programs they support."
These people are under the impression that alleged increases in teen pregnancy, STDs, and abortion are the media's fault. Apparently, the "institution" of family is not strong enough to withstand assault from the likes of Britney Spears.
"Concerned Women for America: The mission of CWA is to protect and
promote Biblical values among all citizens - first through prayer, then
education, and finally by influencing our society - thereby reversing the
decline in moral values in our nation."
These ladies are concerned that there are not enough "Biblical values" influencing our society. I wonder whether they support enslavement of defeated populations, human sacrifice, and the stoning of adulterous women and "rebellious" children.
And finally, straight from the horse's mouth:
Assuming Mr. President is speaking of the biblical god, I suppose that means we derive the right to have our cities destroy by fire and sulphur, and be turned into pillars of salt if we displease this god. I am eager to see Mr. Bush's appointees enforce such edicts.“We need common sense judges who understand that our rights are derived
from
God. Those are the kind of judges I intend to put on the
bench.” --President George W. Bush
The exaggerations in the above comments are meant to point out that picking which religious tenets to follow and which to reject is fraught with peril for a civilized society. It seems much better to lean on the philosophy of human rights and responsibilities in governing a modern nation.
This is why I oppose these groups and their ilk, and the attempts to subvert the U.S. Constitution to serve there own supernatural agendas.